Do you like goin' fast? We do we have the shirt for you. Woven from strictly Dutch alpacas, our 90's Track Tee will keep you comfortable while making you look like a winner. If you ain't first, you're last. Well if you're wearing this shirt, you're always gonna be first. These are a limited run so get one while supplies last.

Barnes 4WD is not responsible for any harm done to you while wearing this shirt. Studies have shown a vast increase of women flocking to men once visually seen with the shirt applied. Food courts, Hobby Lobby's, Chic Fil A's, and Nail Salons nationwide are NOT a safe environment to wear this merchandise, you will be bombarded. Stay safe out there men.